Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid