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akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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w-a-v-e:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

(Source: godtie)

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

excellent answers, thank u friends

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid